Interview on wed

I am having an interview on wed, and I am expected to bring my portfolio. Anyone who knows me also knows that I do not have a portfolio.

When I graduated from poly with such low grades, the first thing I did was to bury all my work into the dusty corner of my room. I used to have soft copies, but I clapped my hands when my last comp crashed and brought all my work to hell with it.

So now, where do I find a portfolio to bring?

And I've half decided, that when they ask me why I leave my previous job, I will say:

"A small part of the reason was that my direct supervisor doesnt like me and doesnt hestitate to show it. She was getting too emotional about it and it was affecting our working relationship. But the larger reason was because I felt my jobscope wasnt what I thought I will be doing. I was told I will be doing space planning using their furniture, but most of the time I was just counting the panels quantities."

I think this answer is apt. I didnt lie, and it is lengthy enough to make anyone fall asleep. This way the interview would feel I am a thinker, I think about my prospects and welfare, and aims to become better.

=)


Hmmm,
So now, where do I find a portfolio to bring?