Uncanny occurrence of amnesia

News update: Witch suffers from Amnesia

The witch at home suffers from amnesia, or rather, I should classified it other 'xuan ze xing shi yi zheng'.

For some unforeseen reasons, her she have a relapse when ever she needs to make decisions. She will choose to cook crab meat over chicken when the former is my gor's preferred food. Nevermind the fact that I am allergic to it and will break out in rashes if I taste the savory food.

She will always buy yam icecream, remembering that someone likes to eat this favour.. And behold behold, guess who likes it? Gor lor, no need to turn your head 360 degrees and look ard one leh.

She will obtained free samples of those battery operated toothbrush, the kind that will cost fucking $20 in the stores. And she will remember to give one to gor and one to his gf and distribute the rest to the irrelevant. Then will exclaimed 'Oh, I didnt ask you?'


... Hilarious.

She will always remember that he has to return to the police academy (yes, he comes home regularly even though he is in ns now, while I have to arrange with lao da over and over again until he is free to take leave.), but can never remember when I am on leave. She will only remember if

1. I need to wake her son up, namely gor
2. She needs me to do something for her
3. I write a note and stick it on the door
4. I holler the fact for the 1564312th time

Pathetic life I have, dont you agree?

You dont? Ok nvm.

How about I tell you while we are studying, meaning when gor and I were still studying... I was in year 3 tp and he was in year 2 nyp. I stay at home most of the time to do my projects, and was usually up at the weirdest hours.

She can remember what time he have to wake up each day, she will also memorise what time his lessons end on each day. She will be able to gauge whether he have finished his pocket money and supply accordingly, and will be able to recall every single details.

But she cannot remember (ok la, give her the credit la, neither can my father remember anyway) I was in tp year 3.

*piang ooi*

It is so saddening that I want to laugh.