Conversation in a padded cell #8

I was watching emails flying across all parties involved in a project. My client is a humourous and down-to-earth human, who helps me fight end-users whom I suspect are martians, with their weird requests.

Martian 1: Blah blah blah blah *some ridiculous requests*
Martian 2: Blah blah blah blah *some absurd requests*
Martian 3: Blah blah blah blah *ok, I can only roll eyes*

My client fends them off, asking them questions in a sarcastic form that we know these martians cannot comprehend. They probably think my client is the greatest being alive, since she is ever-ready with a vicious comment.

Hahahahaha.

I simply love her, for she makes me literally laugh out loud when I see her replies to these bunch of not-too-smart clients.

She : Ignore them while they flip around. Dont make any amendments until they come to a conclusion. *Cough blood*

Me : *wipes trickle of blood from corner of mouth*