Guess mothers univerally practice favouritism

The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother, "Mama, I've won the election, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony!"

"I don't know, what would I wear?"

"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker."

"But I only eat kosher food."

"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food."

"But how will I get there?"

"I'll send a limo, just come, Mama."

"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."

The great day comes and Mama is seated between the supreme court justices and the future cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right. "You see that girl, the one with her
hand on the Bible? Her brother's a doctor."


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On a side note, I believe you can tell I am at home, surfing net mindlessly. I am free enough to read jokes and play silly computer games and is waiting for a show to start on channel 55 at 8pm.

I've decided that I will be disappearing from any circles of friends I have for a while. I shall not worry feverishly why none of my friends are asking me out. I shall enjoy this period of solitude and hopefully settle down in the job.

With that, I am going to spend all my free time at home now. Resting will top my priority list from now.