Monday, July 11, 2005

Poly student wor!

Yay! Having fun sleeping in until 12pm. Whahahahahaha.

Then I went over to posb to apply for dbs debit card. The lady serving me is nice, but she seems annoyed tt I have to take up her time when I could just mail in my request.

Yes I can, if I can find a brochure. I must have been to every autolobby of dbs and posb over the weekend that I passed by, making that all lobbies at orchard, bugis, and ps, douby ghaut, jurong east, etc. I can only find posb debit brochures ok!

Sickening to the max.

Then after the application is done, I left but later went back again to get another brochure for mashi. She was ok w/ the $24 amf. Mr ng at the branch told me there isnt any dbs brochures in the branch.

I told him I just finished my application here and I need another form for a friend! He told me dont have. I smiled my most hypocritical smile and thanked him.

This smile has fast becoming my trade mark and a secret joke btw me and my kakis.


> Dano auntie who finally closed transactions with my turqoise top and black wrap.
*hypocritical smile* "Thank you auntie, huh, no return policy? Can, no problem, auntie"

> Rude mphosis staff who wiped the counter top with mashi's to-be-purchased.
*hypocritical smile* "Thank you." (Not being rude to me directly so my acting skills not too needed)

> K box staff at paradise who look at us with disdain when we were discussing what lunch to get. "Spagetti?" "Fried rice?" "Fish and chips?" Fried rice with fish?" "Fried spagetti" Ok la, lame la, but free flow of crap remember?

He was super impatient and I think I say him roll his eyes.
And so,
*hypocritical smile* "Please, kindly 2 spags 3 fried rice. Cokes (glance ard the group) times 5. Thank you"

> To customers who asked same qns for many many many times. Then thanked me before ending call.
*hypocritical smile* "No problem sir, very welcome. If you have any more qns you can call me at xxxx-xxxx again and I will be glad to assist you."
(When the number I provided is a gen line and there isnt a large chance of him getting me on the line again. whahahahahaha).

Okok, shall address my title of this entry.
Was walking home after lots of walking ard je central and I was stopped by a lady who wanted me to do a survey.

I am super eng mah, so I stopped lor. She is from prudential.

She asked me, rather hestitantly, whether I am working. Told her yes, but I'm on leave, before she ask me why am I not working but wandering ard at 2.45pm. LoL.

She said she thought I was in poly, and was going to recommend a simple saving plans for me.

I just laugh and said my thanks. Told her I'm 22 la, already grad from poly for 2yrs le.

In jubilee!! Ok, nevermind that she might be lying, or I might be looking 18 or 19 because I am wearing my dorky black frame glasses, in 3/4 tie-string pants, butterfly prints t shirt and slippers. Hair slightly unkempt, clothes colours not coordinated, etc.

Whahahaha. :Þ